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No president of the United States was an only child November 19, 2010

Posted by tyjorg in What I Learned Tonight.

This is interesting for only one reason. This is because it proves once and for all siblings make us smart. It may be because they teach us things or we must teach them things. But it is most likely that it is just because the hit us, bite us, scratch us, steal our food, eat our food, throw our shoes outside, hit our car, break our bikes and much much more. Because of this you can become a good president. Many people in the US have siblings, I do not know the stats and the US census would not return my call. I called back pretending to be a president with no siblings, but they responded with “sir there are no presidents with no siblings.” I responded with ‘Correct!” I hung up then and decided that I would just there many people have siblings in America instead of having a number. For those of you that have never had a sibling, I am sorry. Not because they are fun to have around, but because you will never become a president. If there is one thing I have learned and this is numbers do not lie. The numbers say there has never been a president with out siblings. Sorry only children out there. Parents, if you only have one child, have another. It is time you stepped up and looked out for your children’s future.

This man had siblings now look he is on money.

This man had siblings now he is made of stone and was honest.

All these guys had siblings and now they are strong like a mountain.

This man had siblings and they turned his hair white.


As you can see I am right. Because pictures never lie. Life is full of surprises but this is not one of them. Just like the sun always rises and oceans are always made of water, we may always say you know those presidents they always have siblings.